• Alice is dripping wet. On a frequent basis. This is even lampshaded in-universe by Hatter: "Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a very wet dress?"
    • Wet Hatter

      No wonder he drives the ladies mad...

      She's also an
      Action Girl who's fully capable of kicking your ass if she so desires.
  • The Duchess' Stripperific outfits.
  • Hatter, full stop. British accent, Loveable Rogue, reluctant Knight In Shining Armor, general hotness ...and then there's that scene where he gets tortured...
    • Don't forget the Manscara...
      • Believe me, no one has.
    • Or that spiky, ruffled hair. You just want to run your hands through it...
  • The whole concept behind the "Oysters": they're abducted, branded with a tribal tattoo, and then brainwashed into playing in the Queen's casino (where the games are fixed so you always win) so their euphoria can be literally drained away and bottled in liquid form. Something about that had to tick somebody's mind control fetish.
  • YMMV, but...those into the older ladies might like the Queen of Hearts herself: a red-haired, regal BBW (played by Kathy Bates) who dresses in scarlet and enjoys mind control.
  • The way The Duchess delivers the line: "Have another little sip of honesty, Jack."
  • Jack has his moments as well: "I'm sorry, darling, but I'm going to need to tie you up now...."