This troper is just a little upset that America got only a small mention on this page. Then again, she also likes dorky guys with glasses. I have never shown so much pride in my country as when I see that blonde haired bespectacled dork stuff a hamburger in his mouth. He could beat Uncle Sam any day.
This troper would agree with you...if America didn't look an awful lot like her father...squick.
America? You mean the tall, tan dude who walks around with a ridiculously determined look in his eyes all the time? And he's the self proclaimed leader. Oh. Yes. Fetishy big time.
No, I think she means the well-built cutie with the gorgeous blue eyes. He combines all the charm of a cowboy, the gar of a fighter pilot, the nobility of a military man, and the adorableness of a five year old. What's not to love?
I will admit that America as Alfred F*** ing Jones has made me patriotic. I * heart* my country forever!
America could probably bench-press a Sherman tank, which this troper finds rather... titilating. He could hold you down and have his way with you, and there'd be nothing you could do to stop him — but he's way too sweet to ever actually do such a thing, so you're safe, really. There's some kind of power/helplessness kink that America totally hits.
Why did I suddenly become hot under the collar at the mention of America holding you down and having his way with you? Is it was this troper secretly wants? Or not so secretly?
You definately are NOT alone. I don't know, I never really....ahem, felt that way about America up until now. Hurr hurr.....
Helps that canonically, being adorably self-conciousness about his weight, he works out. A lot. Then doesn't realize that all the weight he's gaining is muscle mass. So he decides to work out MORE. Damn, think of the six pack he's got!
The episode of Younger!America trying on the suit England gave him...this troper's sister wondered why her innocent young moe sister kept rewinding and giggling darkly. And later, when he's shown in his Revolutionary War jacket? Oh my Goddddd
I mean, his boyish, seemingly-naive personality, plus the way he's so NOT innocent, plus the glasses (oh god the GLASSES) and then you add in super-strength and a hero complex?! * faints*
What about without his glasses? Is This Troper the only one that thinks he looks seriously attractive without his glasses on?
What about Colony!America? With his long, white shirt (and only the shirt) and bunnies, he was the epitome of cuteness.
This Troper just loves the army uniform some fanarts give him... The uniform, the gun, the determined glint in his eye... All lurking underneath a boyishly innocent and dorky personality? Oh, MMMmmmmMMmmmm.
This Troper can't help but squeal whenever she thinks of an Angsty!America...so dark...so...sexy *drools*
The line 'I'll just pretend that I can't read the mood' in WDC World Dancing made this Troper's heart flutter.
This Troper adores Uke!America. Doesn't matter who's topping him: Russia, England, Japan, South Korea, Lithuania.... It's a very strange form of patriotism, but it works for me!
And the fact that Uke!America probably wouldn't be topped without a fight makes this Troper squeal with fangirlish delight.
You're not the only one! The thought of him being held down but still defiant is a total turn on.
My burning lust for the Hero has taken the lines "And the rockets red glare...etc" from the American anthem and twisted them into something surprisingly sexual. Oh goodness...Not again!
His 'woof' in this just killed me. Eric is indeed king.
This troper was appreciative of the anime's diversity when it came to Fetish Fuel archetypes, but didn't have one favorite until episode 44 came around, and she got a pretty good view of America's amazing arms while he was wielding that chainsaw. And yeah, the chainsaw was sexy too.
You know, I think you've all converted me. I never really appreciated America until I read everything posted above. I think... oh my God, I love him now. BRB Fanfic time!
I. Wanna glomp this guy. I've never been more proud to be American.
Among others, America in "Cleaning Out the Storage" feeds this troper's sweater-vest kink. So huggable!
That deep, downright friggin' smexy as all hell voice of his from that episode where America thought he was the earliest one to arrive at the meeting and he thought about what he'd say to his fellow Allies for being late.This troper made inhuman sounds by then. And then I imagine him using that voice in yandere mode, being all possessive, leaning down to whisper on your ear: "You're mine..." Oh god.
This troper never considered America to be among the top sexiest Hetalia boys he fantasised about, and one day found Alfred's earlobes deliciously suckable. Then the rest of his body became interesting (chubby or not).
Mein Gott, Austria? This troper finds him to often be the subject of her fantasies~ Should the Austrian War of Succession be animated, I think I'll die.
Austria is in this troper's opinion the unsung hottie of Hetalia. He's got this stern, aristocratic demeanor, but you could imagine him laying you across his piano and ravishing you... it would be sexy. The glasses just add to his appeal.
This troper never thought much of Austria til you mentioned doing it on the piano. That's a pretty hot fantasty there.
Thank you, poster number two (The one on top who called Austria the unsung hottie of Hetalia.) Being ravished by Austria on top of his piano sounds lovely.
You should love his Maru Kaite Chikyuu then - not only is it this stunningly unique classical piece, but in the middle of all the gorgeous pianos and violins he starts talking about his vital regions being occupied...>:3
Megane in general makes panties fall(or is that just for me). Austria just takes it to the level that all those who hated the Nazi's? Yeah, you all know you want him. ;P
Austria looming over France and talking of punishing him, anyone? Just me?
Austria! What with the pianos, his demeanor, his glasses, his hands, and his face in general, it's a wonder that more people haven't glomped him (from this troper's point of view). And of course, his "gentlemanliness." And his tsundere qualities when wanting to (not so secretly) be invaded by Prussia. Or his general adorableness when with Hungary. Or just in general. Er liebt sein Klavier~
Personally, this troper finds him *much* more attractive without his glasses. It may just have been in fan art that I've seen it and it's never actually happened in canon, but to me it changes him from aristocratic fellow to supermegafoxyawesomehot badass. Those eyes...
Honestly,I sqealed my heart out when I found out his seiyuu was Sasanuma Akira...but still,it's probably just me who feels this sensation.
There's a bit up top about being ravished by Austria, but what about ravishing the man? Am I the only fangirl with this particular kink?
No. Ravishing Austria sounds wonderful. Purrr.
Oh, Austria! Yes, yes, yes, yes,yes, yes,yes, yes, yes, YES! He's so talented, so sophisticated and refined, so dignified and even regal, and just plain gorgeous! Even better is that he's desirable both when he's being submissive and when he's dominating. His anachronistic suits- and those boots!- are the icing on the fetish fuel cake. I would love to play a duet with him.
Canada is innocent, sympathy-inducing (his own family can never seem to remember he exists) and he's COMPLETELY GLOMPABLE!
Oh, lord, Canada. WHO SO MOE? indeed. And in the anime he has the most shy little voice, he sits there holding a fluffy little polar bear that can't even remember his name... And he's a Megane, if that gives him any extra points.
Am I the only one who really wants to pet his hair? It looks sooo soft and fluffy. Actually, everything about him is soft and fluffy. I want to hug him!
Canada has this troper wondering if it's patriotic nationalism or actual PSL that has her attracted to him...
Canada hits particularly hard due to his portrayal in fanart- Especially recently. We have seen an influx of Angry Hockey Canada, and it is glorious.
And Fem!Canada is the epitome of cuteness◊. France was one lucky bastard.
For this troper, it's the twin aspect, with the glasses, GOGGLES, shaggy blond hair, shyness, a thick uniform that looks like the warmest, comfiest clothes in the WORLD, and he CARRIES AROUND A POLAR BEAR IN HIS ARMS. Good God. :D
Oh dear. That winter jacket. Just◊ look◊ at◊ him!◊ He's like a thousand times more huggable (and sexier) with that jacket on!
How could we forget to mention the mountie uniform?
China in general! Sweet, feisty, gloriously quirky, and, particularly in some of the fanart, DROP.DEAD.GORGEOUS.◊ The verbal tick, scar and panda birthmark are all major bonuses as well.
This troper is not alone! God, there are so many reasons as to why China fits the characteristics of a "perfect character" and this troper was slightly disappointed to find that his place on this page was so short. His beauty and femininity aside, this troper can't get over the color of his eyes, the rough boyishness of his voice, the soft and elegant clothing he often sports, and the endearing way he adores anything cute. Not to mention his naïve intent and ubber woobiefication which skyrockets the charming factor to an extreme. To this troper, he’s a lethal nosebleed source in himself.
His version of Marukaite Chikyuu was entirely orgasmic. I can't decide which version I get off on more: China's or Switzerland's.
I LOVE CHINA'S MARUKAITE CHIKYUU. Possibly just the instruments, but China's really gets through to me.
This troper has a kink for feminine-looking men, and damn if China doesn't fit that. He's also a badass, and for some reason I get the feeling that he wouldn't be too opposed to certain things in the bedroom (IRL China has a brief period in history where people were open about sex). And his voice, hot DAMN. Seme, uke, I think they both fit China pretty well, but what I would give to hear him beg or possibly even dirty talk.
This troper is probably alone in thinking that Cuba, one of the manliest guys (and in this troper and her friend's opinion, the only straight person in the entire cast), is a total bomb of South American sex BUT GODDAMMIT SHE'S PROUD OF IT.
Hey hey, we're _North_ American, yo. And I'm doubting that straight guy thing... Cuba and Canada seem pretty tight.
This Troper totally agrees!
Hetalia is gay, period. Or at least bi.
Really? No one finds Cuba to be at least a little attractive? Ther must be something wrong with this troper then. O.O
I find Cuba to be very attractive. Way more that all those bishonen who represent the others countries. It's a shame that he's not seen more often.
This Danish troper didn't care much for her nationality... Until Denmark came along. Everything about him is Fetish Fuel, I mean, God!
Troper greatly appreciates the sheer manliness of Denmark, wanna see his axe?
Love that spiky hair~
This troper must concur on the fact that Denmark has some of the most amazing hair in the series. And the way he has that little hat perched atop his head... it's just adorable (without detracting from his utter manliness, of course). And that axe...
DENMARK....That face. Hng... Not even counting the axe, that head-turn-smile thing is just so *nosebleeds* then you throw in the axe and athe Badass Longcoat and I just die.
What, Canada and America both get individual singling-outs, but there has been no similar singling-out of England yet? England, who's possibly the most hilarious, repressed, and woobietastic male Tsundere ever? And has a past as a pirate who likely indulged in rum and quite a few other things during that time? And gets the most Ship Tease out of all the characters, having Foe Yay with America and France and plain old Ho Yay with Japan? And has at least two Memetic Outfits, one of them being essentially the bottom half of a Hadaka Apron? Is it because of his Big Ol Eyebrows? Because this troper thinks that they're his Charm Point (or at least he's got so many Charm Points already that his eyebrows don't really detract from them), not to mention that she's read more than one fic in which they serve the same purpose as Italy's hair curl...
And he has a nice butt too...
Also, Pirate!England is often drawn with an eyepatch. Never forget the eyepatch.
Why has no one mentioned Punk!England? He's a rock star, which is basically synonymous with sex god. And those tight black pants...meheheheheh...
Not to mention Cop!England, too! That's one officer I wouldn't mind being taken in by!
Feel free to frisk me, officer.
How has no one mentioned that sexy red outfit he wore in 'Paint it White!'. I mean, comeon
And does anyone else find the ridiculously low 'Aburakadabura~' in Pub and GO! to be ... extremely titillating?
You are so not alone with that, especially the way he was moaning... And then there was that cute drunken laugh right before it. You know what? That whole SONG was unleaded Audio Erotica.
Yes. That song is the reason I love Iggy as much as I do. His voice is so sexy!!
This Troper is English, so might just be biased, but holy hell, I second everything listed above so hard. Mmm, England.
Seme!England. HNNNNGGGGH. You can't spell uke without 'UK', my ass.
Seme!England is amazing.
I love England's Tsundere personality, especially when he's around America.
This Troper cannot be the only one who fangasmed when Arthur went to the baths at Kiku's house and he appeared COMPLETELY TOPLESS. HNNNNGH.
This troper can't be the only one that noticed that when England gets a cold (which he does a lot) he sounds and looks like he's being sexed.
This troper apologizes that they do not have anything worthy to add, but would like to second all of the above, on the account that England is the sexiest character in Hetalia. And Pirate!England is sexier than normal England.
Is this troper the only one who finds Estonia a bit of a fetish? Such a male Meganekko. However, she has to admit those evil plan faces◊ are damn sexy.
My God YES. Estonia needs more love.
Ya, Estonia is cute.
Completely seconded. He kind of pushes all the right buttons, no? I find nothing else sexier than a confident computer geek and total nerd with a (possibly) darker and more controlling side....He's got to be the most gorgeous of the Baltic Trio; that aura of surety around him really complements that erudite look. Gosh, any anime guy seem to look instantly more intelligent with glasses (and Estonia really is, too.) And the prospect of him, say, "treating you like his homework" and "slamming you on the desk and doing you all night long" is certainly...ah...titillating. As the saying goes, my Eduard von Bock is so much awesomer than your Edward Cullen~
This troper thought that Estonia looked extra sexy in that Frankenstein costume he wore in the Halloween episode. On another note, computer geeks are said to have very skilled fingers, if you know what I mean (and I am sure you do).
I'm not a very sexual person, but damn. I'd let this hot geek boy stick his USB in my slot any day.
Though this troper has never seen it in any canon, she gets… squiggly feelings whenever she thinks of France either helpless or wounded. I have issues.
Oh, you're not the only one. This troper's favorite part of the fandom is all the fic/art surrounding France being captured and defeated at various times. Mmm, submissive France...
Would a desperate, pleading France do it for you? Because it did it for me! In Episode 12 he begs England to marry him. He just sounds so submissive and scared, so much like a girl in trouble. It made me feel funny in my pants. "You brute! Devil! Don’t you even care if I die? Hey, seriously, I’m begging you, England. I can become England’s France Village or whatever! Please help me!"
Submissive France does it for me as well. Maybe it's a British thing...
And this troper's secret dream is getting France to strip him.
Though this troper isn't the biggest France fan, his singing voice in his character songs turned her on. BIG TIME.
You cannot still feel innocent after hearing France sing. It's just not possible.
Admittedly, his voice in the character song made me grow interested in him.
I will never regret clicking on the link to his character song
France in episode 49, where he visits Japan. I love his costume change there (he looks especially handsome with his hair tied back) and I admit, I swooned when he blew a kiss at the camera. . Mmmmmm.
And then there's how France goes after anything that moves and how he's incredibly handsome. And bishie when younger and clean shaven.
I love his voice. Tbh, it's one of the dub accents actually done right. Oh and even though he sounds a bit like a generic French character, I don't mind.
I find it odd that no one has mentioned France's stripping moments (specifically when he was olympics-happy and trying to pull England's clothes off in episode 35...)
FRANCE. Just...France. The long wavy hair that looks so nice to run your fingers through, the slight facial hair, the belief that he's God's gift to anything with a sex drive, gah. The fact that he's omnisexual makes it all the better.
This troper has a thing for Omnisexuals as well. And French guys, French accents, Handsome Leches, and blond guys. So he hit EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. of her fetishes. Needless to say, she would let him seize her vital regions whenever and however often he wanted. She sometimes gets very depressed when she realizes he is, in fact, not real. Yes, I have problems...
A part of this Troper knows she should react to France as 'He's such a pervert, who'd want that?' The rest of her is pretty much screaming 'Take me now!' Issues, I have them.
Germany's voice. Especially the angry, Drill Sergeant Nasty singing voice. This Troper certainly hopes she's not the only one who found it really, really satisfying and hot.
Neither is (s)he.
Every female Hetalia fan I know is completely orgasmic for Germany's voice. O.O
Not only female. This is a male who orgasms every time he heard Germany's commanding voice.
There's one line in the German Anthem where Germany growls. I swear to god.
Japan's voice is equally orgasmic, just in a different way. His version of Maru Kaite Chikyuu made This Troper melt into a helpless puddle of goo.
You're not the only one. Oh my god, you are not the only one. This Troper shivers every time she hears that...
This troper listens to both of their character CDs one right after the other for this precise reason. Then she listens to France and England's...
In Wa! Wa!! World Ondo, Germany keeps counting in German. "EINS, ZWEI, DREI!" Hottest thing hngggggh
His version of Marukaite Chikyuu. DAMMIT HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP AND RRR HFFF.
The sexiness of Germany's singing doesn't stop there. Listen to "Germany's Anthem (I Am German-Made)" and prepare to fangasm. He keeps counting to five in his deep, commanding voice and...um...excuse me, I have to go clean up my nosebleed.
I listened to that song for the first time a few minutes ago... I blushed the entire time (Hell, I still am). And then I felt compelled to listen to Absolutely Invincible British Gentleman to reassure myself that I still found England's voice to be sexy. Good lord. I've secretly had a crush on Germany for a while, and this just took it Up to Eleven.
This troper can't believe there's no mention of Germany's canon penchant for bondage. And his sadistic training methods. Coupled with Italy in high heeled boots, they're a category of fetish fuel all their own.
This troper adores Germany in every way possible. Everything about him is damn sexy.
This troper seconds that. This troper, however, has a bit of a fat fetish and wouldn't mind fattening him up a bit even though she loves him the way he is.
Seconds the above ^ because soft Germany is good Germany. Hnghhg.
Lets not forget the HoYay between Germany and Italy and that one scene in the anime where he has bed head hair.
THE BED HEAD. OH GOD THE BED HEAD.
With Himuruya-Sama's recent Art Evolution: DEM MUSCLES. *gasm*
There's also something about Germany's military uniform (particularly, the way he looks in it) that has this troper squiggling on the floor. His is probably the sexiest uniform out of all the countries.
The new pic Himaruya put up... Germany with a gun... Hnnnggggghhhh....
I love his deep voice. It sounds EXACTLY like I imagine my dragon character X sounding, minus the accent of course.
I want him to just completely dominate me. Hes so strong I'm sure he could hold both my writsts together with one hand, and I couldn't do a damn thing. And him with a riding crop and that deep, commanding voice...*fangasm*
Oh, come on now, no one has mentioned Romano yet? He's just the personification of ALL Tsundere Modes combined in a single, cowardly Italian body! His inferiority complex(which is more than abused in countless fanfics) towards his brother, especially when he was a little kiddie doesn't help this trope's Woobie Fetish at all.
His awesomely adorable "tough" exterior, his tendency to swear, and those EYES... Plus, I always imagine him to be a secret badass who's just being lazy... And seriously, he rivals England for the crown of King of Tsundere~
This troper was on the indifferent side about Romano until a recent anime episode showed him kneeling at England's feet in a POW cell...
Romano... just looking at him makes this troper blush. This troper also must not be the only who wants to attack that beautiful curl of his just to see his knees buckle. Wow... I'm blushing just imagining it.
Mmm, this troper seconds that... er, thirds... I just want to see the look on his cute little face after just one... maybe two little tugs. Hmhmhmhm
This troper fell in love Romano just by reading about him. Am I the only one who is constantly daydreaming because he is Troubled But Cute and tries to act tough? I would gladly attack that curl anytime
No love for Feli? This troper loves sweet, romantic, adorable boys who need someone to take care of them and Feli makes me want to hug him, feed him pasta and tell him everything will turn out okay. Also, his obvious need for authoritative figures makes me think he'd be such a delicius little sub and that he just needs someone to tie him up and discipline him.
This troper thinks the idea of sweet Feli being romantic with anyone in bed is very....nice.
This troper finds Feli ridiculously adorable, especially when his eyes are open. And there's just something I really like about his innocence, childish personality, and helplessness. I often find myself wishing I could pull him out of the computer screen and hug him.
And Italy? Did anyone listen to his episode 2 surrender rant? With the begging and crying and "I'll do anything~!"? Or when he was kidnapped in 8? Does anyone else get squiggles from hearing him beg his captors not to point a gun at him before completely spilling his guts? He's just so soft, and cries so easily, and constantly needs someone to save/protect him, and just hits all of my kinks, I guess. Plus, he looks adorable in a dress. And gets naked at the drop of a hat *cough*
His begging for mercy is what made me want to make him my uke bitch in the first place. *purr*
No kidding. When this troper first started watching, she replayed Italy's epic surrender six times over because he was almost–too–moe. It doesn't help that this troper has a bad case of Weakness Turns Her On.
Ah, indeed. I swear to God, Feli is the most adorable thing this troper has ever seen, and she would love nothing more than to get him in bed with her(which wouldn't be all that hard :D)
Romano: Someone who can make it if he tries. Hard worker. *dies inside*. He's a lazy bastard, but he's a hard working lazy bastard.
Seborga. Just as cute as his brothers, but he's so open and friendly...mmm...
He looks ready to try anything, so yeah he gets me hard.
This troper wants to see if he reacts like Italy if you tug his hair thing.
South Korea...nuff said
What, da-ze?!!! Why are is there not enough love for poor Korea, da-ze! I mean, with his cute little verbal tic (which kinda reminds this troper of China ^^") and his **love** for China and Japan, this troper would let him claim her for Korea anyday! Surely those troper isn't alone, right?...
Okay, something about him just turns me on. I don't really know what it is. Seriously, he's too cute.
Am I the only one who's turned on by Latvia? With the complete Moe ness of him and the shaking. And he loves poetry and romance novels. I can imagine on Valentine's day and anniverseries he gets like a bouquet of flowers and does just adorable romantic stuff.
And then he gets drunk and we all know where that goes...
Seeing him with Ukraine makes him...I dont know...manlier and thus more attractive for me.
Where is the Lithuania entry? He's like the perfect man! He's all adorably terrified of Russia, he has those scars. Those scars. He likes Belarus enough he doesn't know/care that she broke all his fingers, he's super helpful, a great maid, looks damn sexy in a tutu, and WHEN HE SAVES POLAND FROM PRUSSIA. Nosebleed.
Maybe they are afraid that Poland will make Warsaw theit capital and stuff. But yes, Lithuania is attractive, for his loyalty, big green eyes, and trying to warn Sealand of the dangers of nationhood.
Three obvious words: "My vital regions!" This troper's definitely developing a really big thing for Prussia. No going wrong with the Bad AssNeutralAlbino - who also occasionally sports a really Nice Hat, still looks cool with baby chicks on his shoulder, and strikes me as a brand of Heroic Sociopath - he's kind of a violent Jerkass and a warlord, but when it comes down to it, all the countries at least to an extent are noble-hearted.
He talks the talk, but when he accidentally got a glimpse of a beaten teenage Hungary's breasts, he spazzed. That was just a Crowning Moment Of Heartwarming for this troper, especially when Prussia gave her his cape. The Crazy Awesome that is he does not go unnoticed, either.
Six Words: "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! HAIL ME! PRAISE ME!" adding troper 2s "on your knees!" completes the quote but indeed this quote, it makes me laugh then swoon. Prussia is the awesome king of awesomehood and all others must bow to Prussian awesomesaucive (made-up word, yes) power! Nu nu nu nu nu.....
This troper felt nothing special for Prussia until she heard his Maru Kaite Chikyuu. She has no idea why, but every time she listens, the "line" where he just exclaims "HN HN HN HN HNNNNN!" just causes all sorts of odd feelings. Every. Time. (Even odder, this troper is a lesbian. Apparently Prussia's awesomeness transcends sexuality.)
It was his 'EINS ZWEI DREI VIER' part before he starts singing that gets this Troper every time. I might have listened to that part more than I should have...
HOW CAN YOU FORGET HIS 5 METERS!
In "My Song That Was Written By Me, For Me", he 'hisses'. And if you actually know what he's saying... "Liebe und Haß" (love and hate) and "Lieb und Heiß" (nice and hot)...
Oh god, after hearing his song. Oh my. It really doesn't help I have an albino fetish. AND OMIGOD THE HISS. ...I-I-i-i'll be in my bunk. Hurrhurr.
Mmmm, that song feeds my language kink so well. And the red eyes. And for whatever reason, I find bloodstained Prussia just.. hnnnnggg.
Is this troper the only one who, despite adoring normal vital-region-seizing and arrogant Prussia, is incredibly turned on by forcibly-stripped and panicky Prussia (as demonstrated by the Noto-sama 5 game and the Christmas 2007 event)?
NO. That's the best kind of Prussia, IMO. This troper actually disliked Prussia at first, because she didn't understand why he was the Ensemble Darkhorse. He actually sort of annoyed her. But after Mein Gott came out...everything suddenly...changed.
Prussia's uniform from the War of the Austrian Succession?! Oh, yum!
Am I the only one who finds prudish!Catholic!Prussia strangely attractive?
NO. The moral, good Catholic boy act is SUPER endearing. Plus, think about when all that pent-up sexual frustration gets released... This troper has always assumed Prussia would be amazing in bed for that very reason. MMM.
Dem red eyes.
Five. Meters. Jussayin'~
Prussia... Damn. The red eyes, the white hair, that strangely adorable smirk that he always has on his face, the way it's clear that he cares about others beneath his arrogance... Good lord. I can't believe how long it took me to finally realize how awesome he is.
This troper finds Prussia most appealing when he's completely miserable. Not because I hate him, just because he's cute when he's taken down a peg. Hell, some of the many Iron Curtain-era Prussia-torture fics overcomes my dislike of evil!Russia. And as for canon ... "I'm so happy being alone it's making me cry!"
This troper is a Hetalia fanboy who, aside from wanting seme!Prussia to seize his vital regions, doesn't mind being versatile for uke!Prussia. This of course after reading several lemons where versatile!Prussia was a common occurrence (and still the active partner).
You're not the only one, if all the fanarts with Russia caressing or kissing Lithuania's huge scars that apparently he inflicted over the other say something...
You're so not. This troper finds Russia to be almost unbearably cute, and the fact that you end up feeling sorry for him just adds more.
Russia mesmerizes this troper into submission (maybe that came out wrong) with the fact that he manages to be so damn cute and so damn creepy at the same time - seconding that it makes him all the more cuddly-seeming when his sympathetic side shows, and even when it doesn't, he still manages to go about it in the most... well, interesting way. She writhed with delight when the preview for his Maru Kaite Chikyuu came out - and by the way, about halfway through, it contains a well-placed kolkolkolkolkol. This troper also likes scarves. And damn he has the sweetest little smile and voice.
Good lord, this troper's glad she's not alone in her thoughts about Russia . . .
Has anyone seen the yandere-esque Russia/America smut? It is amazing. Russia's faucet is a great prop for that... Shishishi.
This troper personally thinks Russia puts all the others to shame. Me and my friends, we already advocate "Become with Mother Russia". And I'm Japanese, I'm not supposed to be hot for Russia-sama. BUT I AM.
This troper's been found to absent mindedly doodle large scale, detailed pictures of Russia whenever there's paper in front of her. Apparantly I also sighed wistfully. Damn his creepy cuteness. Damn it straight to my pants.
Also, the fact that he hits all this troper's physical turn-on buttons ("big-boned", the nose, the height, etc...) makes it even better. Mmmmm.
This Troper will admit to being turned on by pictures of Russia touching/kissing Lithuania's scars.
Is this troper the only one who wants to just cuddle and squeeze cute lil' Vanya, while at the same time wouldn't mind the sexy and tough Ivan Braginski having his way with you? Anyone?
You have company from this one! I wouldn't mind cuddling Vanechka to death or be cuddled(or something more?) to death by Ivan at all!
This troper loves herself some James Bond movies -and as a result has found herself wanting to marry a Russian guy one day. This was BEFORE a certain silver-haired Communist and now... just UNF.
It's safe to say that Russia got this troper turned on by Russians FOREVER. The tallness, the jacket, the scarf, the silver hair, and oh God, "big-boned?" That lead this troper to look up pictures of shirtless!Russia and UNF. I'll be in my bunk~
Russia is pretty much a FetishFuelStationAttendant, on account of him being tall with that jacket and scarf, and a WhiteHairedPrettyBoy with a cute smile and voice, and HoYay towards Lithuania. And that youtube video of him pelvic thrusting in that thong to the song "I like your booty but I'm not gay". Oh God, it's safe to say I want to become one with Russia.
Russia wearing a mini dress and what look like mouse ears in the April Fools 2011 event.
Definitely doesn't beat Canada, but Russia is hnnng-worthy. He's so cute~! Add on his crazy side, and he is one of my...what, six favorites.
Can we pop one in for Spain too? I can NOT be the only troper who adores that smile he can put on. OR his sweet, caring ways. Or the fact he used to be an imperial power and, in turn, conquistador.
Conquistador!Spain is my secret fetish. How can you NOT love him? Sweet and caring, but quite possibly, uh, conquistador-ish at night?
I want Spain and (RL Spaniards) to invade my vital regions any day, lay siege to my fortress and fire their 'big guns', if you know what I mean. ;) And I won't put up a revolution (is a gay troper from a former Spanish colony).
On the kink meme a running joke is that any discussion involving Spain will always turn into talking about Dat Ass.
Something about that Kansai accent he has is just... Oh, God it's delicious. His voice in the dub isn't half bad either.
Seconded both of the above— I'm a sucker for Spanish and a good singer, and Kansai is so much FUN to listen to~
Am I the only one who has a thing for Tomato Farmer Spain? (And Tomato Farmer Romano... for that matter)
This is really weird, but Pedo!Spain (going after a tsundere Chibi!Romano of course) is totally adorably delicious. He has good intentions, right? Is it even weirder to not...swoon over a shota, but swoon over a shotacon???
I don't like shotacon but I love when he is portrayed as trying to restrain himself from crossing that line.
EVERYTHING about Spain is like my Fetish Fuel! -drools- I agree with all the tropers above who commented about his ponytail, singing voice, Kansai accent, Pirate!Spain, Conquistador!Spain and Farmer!Spain. Must also mention his tan skin and bright smile. Even my heartbeat goes faster just by thinking of him.
Spain's Marukaite Chikyuu. Half of my love for Spain's version is the instruments but Spain has a good singing voice.
I was already lusting after much older guys since preschool (even if I didn't identify as gay), so I want to be a little boy again and have Paedo!Spain take me to have "special time" with him in my locked room. Also, I want my future boyfriend to be like Spain because only a guy like that can put up with my "Romano-esque" attitude.
This troper was extremely surprised that no one added a section for Sweden yet. With his sexy deep voice and the authority he holds without even trying always turns me on. I'm not alone am I?
Yes, yes, yes. He's just so adorable when he's with Finland and he's being all sweet. Like him hugging him to keep him warm and sitting in the corner. Oh my gosh.... he would be just the best husband ever. And his sons! Letting Ladonia beat him up and all the other daddy stuff with Sealand. He's too perfect. I ship Sufin and I want him to be straight so I can marry him. It's very conflicting.
Aaaaaaah, this, this, all the this! This Sufin-shipping troper forewarned her boyfriend before going off to Scandinavia that if she met Sweden, she would run off with him in a heartbeat. This troper also totally has a thing for guys with glasses. That has nothing to do with her obsession over Sweden at all. Nothing at all. Ahem.
His large frame and singular devotion (in fan depictions, at least) just makes this gay troper envy Finland so much.
This troper, who has quite a thing for nightwear, suspects that Switzerland's use of girly pink pyjamas was a big help in making him one of her favourite characters...
This troper finds the Overprotective Big Brother stuff from Switzerland to be the result of a lot of Squee. Having a bit of Ho Yay with Austria most certainly doesn't hurt.
This Troper likes the whole Switzerland/Liechtenstein angle. The cute big-brother figure that she so obviously has a crush on...
I guess he's not the only one that finds their relationship innocent and suspicious...
Switzerland needs more love! He's the bad ass trigger-happy one who's got a gun on him nearly every moment (even when star gazing he'll still have his trusty shotgun nearby to blast Italy's head off for streaking through his yard)
His voice, and his Marukaite Chikyuu... yum! I love how he has such authority in his voice at some parts, and stutters at others... and where he says "Liechtenstein"... oh God, I melted.
This Troper normally doesn't care about gun nuts, but for some reason, Switzerland is incredibly sexy. It's the authority.
I can't be the only one who likes the guns, can I?
No, you are not. You are definitely not. Switzerland + guns = *Swoon*
This troper was shocked and dismayed to see that this amazing man did not have a section of his own. I mean, have you seen THATHAIR? Not to mention that he has a scar on his face. You can't tell me that I'm the only one who finds that hot?
And he likes bunnies.
Not to mention that deep voice~ *swoons*
And since it is mentioned somewhere tha he is Tsundere, cue SpainNeth!
I hope no one minds if I copy-pasta from the "Uncategorized" section, but here:
Netherlands the pimp beast! Canonically, he has the most depraved personality imaginable, and Himaruya says he "plays rough". Ooooooooh...
There is just something about that scarf of his and that Badass Longcoat that he wore in this strip◊.
Super muscular, tulip-shaped hair, shady drug habits...what's not to love?
Netherlands with his hair down looks like England, but he's still hot
Not very sure about that A Cup Angst but I'm pretty sure that she is more like Buxom.
Compared to all the above, Vietnam gets the short end of the stick as the female character who gets the fewest designs and the least attention from fans. Still, this troper's certain that the common fanon characterization of her as a Lady Of War and Broken Bird must be a turn-on to someone out there...
And now we have Monaco, a sophisticated and stern-looking Meganekko who nonetheless has a penchant for hair jewelry too and loves playing gambling games. Is it just me that gets certain...squiggly feelings whenever I see fanart of Monaco in professional yet elegant suits or Las Vegas card dealer garb?
This Troper knows several female fans who are gay for Female Germany- This Troper included. Think about it- a short-haired Bokukko, wears a military uniform (and looks really hot in it too!)- which is a huge fetish on its own- which might as well be considered crossdressing, and is often drawn by fanartists with huge Boobs Of Steel, and occasionally receives groping from Female!Italy.
This female Troper has fantasied several times about Female!Germany...in a leather brassiere...with a whip.
No love for the genderbent girls? They are all so incomprehensibly beautiful.
This Troper just wants to say that Hetalia might possibly be getting her into Ho Yay- No promises though... >-> <-<
Before she started reading Hetalia, this Troper didn't like Yaoi. Not at all.. And now? ...those 150 downloaded R-18 yaoi dojinshis... uhm. Well, long story short: Hetalia got this troper into Ho Yay.
This troper used to be creeped out by Yaoi and even Shonen-ai. She, like the above troper, has spent the last 8 months to a year looking up R-18 dojinshis for her favorite pairings. She has also watched several strictly Boys' Love series. She is now turned on by GuyxGuy IRL. No one knows about this. And she would like to keep it that way.
I swear never to tell anyone. Don't worry.
I was into Ho Yay WAY before I started to like Hetalia. And now... It just ramped up Up To Eleven. AUGH CANNOT STOP SHIPPING ROMANOXSPAIN.
Hetalia is one of two series that got this troper into yaoi(The other being Kuroshitsuji). She did not hate yaoi beforehand, but wasn't actually that fond of it. Then, along comes Hetalia and now she spends a ridiculous amount of time reading M rated yaoi fanfics and R-18 doujinshis.
This troper himself swear that he never like guy with glass till he see Thailand, Macau and Korea with glass!
What this troper loves the most about APH is the fact that you can choose whether or not you see certain ships as incest, and even then, with some of them you get to pick what kind of incest it is. Does Belarus really want to marry her brother, or is that just a term of endearment? You decide!
For this troper the pseudo-incestual overtones of the America/England ship is a huge turn-on. Especially when America, the younger brother, tops.
You are not alone, above troper. You are not alone...
And then there are the people who have a bit of a doppleganger romance fetish for Holy Roman Empire and Chibitalia when compared to Germany and Italy... especially now that some of Germany's memories as Holy Roman Empire have resurfaced.
Oh, YES. THIS. So much. Although this Troper, being practically sea-sick for reading all the truck-load of various Germany-and-HRE-rivaling-to-win-Italy's-love fics, now is a loyal shipper of HRExGermany. Bonus point if it's in that order; totally fulfilling to this Troper's selfcest fetish. ...I've yet to find someone who thought the same, though...
And let's not forget the potential Shotacon. England and America, Holy Roman Empire's obvious crush on Chibitalia, combined with the aspect of Chibitalia's crossdressing. Also, Chibitalia gave Holy Roman Empire his panties as a gift before he left. Masturbation possibilities, anyone?
There's also Sealand and Latvia, which is shota, hurt/comfort, and sailor suits and uniforms all rolled up into one!
Don't forget the Spamano.
Latvia and Liechtenstein are both Moe, and Shotacon and Lolicon bait, respectively. Latvia is also seen as a victim of Russia's abuse as well as Lithuania, and Liechtenstein is dressed as a Bifauxnen at one point. Also, Switzerland has a Big Brother Complex toward her. Also, Latvia shows a hint of being a potential Yandere at one point, and is paired up with Sealand, both of them Cute Shotaro Boys.
How about more like, oh- ten, twelve characters?!
Hetalia, how shall I list the ways you inspire my fantasies? Canada, Sufin, Canada/America twincest, Pirate!UK, Prussia, Russia, and more....
This troper will take Russia, Hungary, Greece, and the Italies (How do you pluralize Italy? Is this right?), please. With some Germany and Ukraine on the side. And a special helping of China and Japan.
I'll have Thailand/Russia, Spain/Netherlands, Denmark/Sweden and Australia/Anyone. And yeah, "versatility" is the hottest.
Also, in episode 15 of the anime, Japan is unsettled by Italy in his swim trunks (or possibly underwear) on a hot day and asks Germany to talk sense into him...only to find Germany without his clothes either (Not sure whether or not he was wearing pants).
It's not uncommon for nudity to occur in the IRL Germany, particularly over the exceedingly-long lunch breaks that are pretty wide-spread within it. So it's not at all unlikely that the answer is 'no pants'.
That thought made this troper nosebleed. Unfortunately, for the split second in that episode, you can see that yes, Germany is wearing pants. ...it doesn't make it any less hot, though~
This Troper found the scene in Gakuen Hetalia where England puts a collar on Seychelles to be the biggest turn-on in Hetalia thus far. (Not to mention when he gives her "rules", two of which are: "Follow my orders!" and "Call me -sama!")
This troper may love the HoYay between Sweden and Finland, but Sweden by himself does the job just fine. I know I'm not the only fangirl who completely swoons over the sweet things he does for his wife, despite his scary looks (Which, incidentally, aren't that scary, but certainly inspired a few other feelings for this troper). His being so big and tall doesn't hurt, and of course, he has those glasses. The fact that he visibly becomes hurt when Finland rebuffs his affection makes him all the cuter.
Don't forget his domesticity. It makes him ten times sexier. There's just something about a big, gruff, scary-looking guy that is more than happy doing the sewing and the laundry and taking care of the kids.
This Troper loves his protectiveness over Finland, especially in the 'Running Away With Su-San' strips, where he just puts his arm around him to keep him warm...My my, Finland, stop complaining. And the whole 'Want kids? ...Hn. I'll do m'best' thing. And his rivalry with Denmark...I need to stop now.
This Troper thouroughly enjoys the idea of Handyman!Sweden, flatpacking homemade IKEA furniture, wearing some worn-jeans a somewhat unbuttoned plaid shirt and a toolbelt...oh sweet jesus on iceskates...
The entire show gave this troper a fetish for all forms of Moe Anthropomorphism. "Nations portrayed as people? WHY DOES THIS TURN ME ON?!"
This troper would like to say EVERYTHING. IN. HETALIA. IS. MY. FETISH. Ho Yay, Foe Yay, all of the outfits, all of the personalities, all of the genders, the epicness, EVERYTHING. AT ONCE.
Ohmygosh, YES. Has history class ever inspired so many... naughty thoughts... before?! Hell no! Hetalia makes life... better.
AGREED. Geography Map Quizzes have never been so full of innuendos before.
This troper was already all over history and culture before getting into THIS. She now adores foreign guys and their accents more than ever, and one day during Jeopardy caught herself thinking "I wish * I* was sandwiched between Austria and Switzerland." AND I JUST JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON, so it'll only get worse. XD
I'm afraid you've been beaten by Liechtenstein...wait, that didn't sound right.
This troper has both a crazy uniform fetish and a period clothing fetish. AND THEN WE GET PERIOD UNIFORMS.
Hetalia made this troper's uniform fetish.
Agreed, agreed. <3
Hetalia made my uniform fetish, language fetish, pirate fetish, glasses fetish...
I. Like. Australia. Heck, he could have his own section. Kinda like Spain, I know, but something about him makes him look reeeeally nice in my eyes. Maybe it's that bandage on his nose. Or maybe it's his hair. I'll never know.
This Troper is shocked that there hasn't been a SINGLE mention of the legendary Rome! I mean come on, his singing, rugged good looks, badass armor and cape, and the fact that he could persuade you to sleep with him in ten seconds flat, what's not to love?
This Troper is immensly dissapointed with the fact that she can't find ANYTHING about Hong Kong here. Seriously, guys? In this fangirl's opinion, Hong Kong is one of the hottest characters of ANYTHING, with his adorable kind of quiet, monotone personality and qualities from both England and China! And his eyebrows, of course!!
This Troper would like to add that all those fanarts that give them guns and uniforms and evil, sexy looks make her squee and fan herself. The determined glints in the eyes, the uniforms and the weapons...
Three words: the erogenous zones. Think of having to brush your hair if you're one of the Italies! Not to mention that because of their out-of-place sexing spots, many fans assume that other characters have them as well - all ahoges are automatically under suspicion, along with... other things (Austria's beauty mark? England's eyebrows, anyone?).
Oh hot damn YES. Those adorable little haircurls are love for This Troper. Both Italies, Korea, Wanwan, Greece, Turkey, Canada, Norway...Imagine getting to brush all their hairs~!
Not to mention Nantucket~!
Definitely makes you wonder if it's connected with Florida.
Hetalia gave this troper a kink for Mediterranean boys. France, Italy, Turkey, Spain and Greece - hot damn, I would do them all at once.
Netherlands the pimp beast! Canonically, he has the most depraved personality imaginable, and Himaruya says he "plays rough". Ooooooooh...
There is just something about that scarf of his and that Badass Longcoat that he wore in this strip◊.
Super muscular, tulip-shaped hair, shady drug habits...what's not to love?
Netherlands with his hair down looks like England, but he's still hot
Glasses. Just...the characters with glasses.
OHMYGOD HELL YES. Those glasses. Austria and Estonia and America and Sweden and....hell, even Prussia and Russia look good in glasses (in fanart, of course).
This troper absolutely adores Norway. The floating ahoge, the sailor outfit, his Deadpan Snarker personality, and his hair clip. Not to mention the Olympics giving us the quirky pants which proves he can have fun every now and again. Not to mention his Ho Yay with Denmark and his brother Iceland. His Viking roots also have interesting effects at her since she has odd turn-ons. Though to be fair Japan does the same thing...
You are DEFINITELY not the only one, just about anything involving him, especially if it has Iceland in it too, it just drives me crazy...
This Troper agrees, Norway is very very very pretty. and those curling pants turned this Troper on like NO ONES BUISNESS.
That one pic of England and Spain standing back to back in pirate garb. Guh. This Chibimano fangirl almost didn't notice he was in the picture.
The Batle of Tanneburg brings it hard. Aside from the uniforms, all of them being battle rough and Prussia being Prussia, what gets me is the absolute trust Poland shows in Lithuania when he throws down his weapon and gets on his knees for Prussia. Mm, Poland on his knees for Prussia... Excuse me.
Poland on his knees for Prussia... sounds yummy. It'd only be better if Poland was on his knees for Russia.
How about Prussia and Russia on their knees for Poland? Mmmm.
I like this idea. I like this idea a lot.
This troper has a thing for dominant/submissive pairings, so Prussia/Canada pretty much hits all my kinks.
One of this troper's friends on Fan Fiction.net described PruCan as the ultimate "Feel Good Ship" It certainly doesn't fail to make you warm and fuzzy on the inside. Plus, Maple Syrup, Pancakes, Gilbird, and Awesomeness. Pretty good match right thurr, eh?
PruCan is the only yaoi pairing this troper whole-heartedly likes. She's been quite stubbornly "yaoi's not my thing" since getting into anime in her early teens (she's 20 now). PruCan did the impossible.
This (underage, so IT'S NOT SHOTACON, DAMNIT!!!) Troper has the biggest case of Perverse Sexual Lust for LATVIA, of all people. The cute shaking, the adorable anime voice... the possibilities!!! Hmm, I think my only problem is deciding who to pair him with... Oh god, I'll be in my bunk.
The Nordics. All of them. Finland with his sweetness and hidden badass sniper. Sweden with his scary looks but inner adorableness. Denmark with his fun-loving, awesome, roguish ways. Norway with his deadpan snark, his cute hairclip, and his big brother complex. And Iceland with all those economic difficulties that kind of make you want to hug him and struggles to keep his inner hot-bloodedness under his cool exterior. Oh yeah, I'll take a little bit of all of that, please.
Is Troper willing to share Nordics?
Can this troper have Ukraine, then? Sweet as can be, shy, a bit of a crybaby, gorgeous, and historically almost certainly a Lady Of WarDeterminator? Oh hell yes.
This troper is in if you're willing to share, if not then she'll run off with Belarus. Knife NutElegant Gothic Lolita, there's a reason I love this series. Mostly the girls.
Is this troper the only one who wants to be Russia, for the purpose of having two incredibly good looking guys, and one extremely moe boy, under your control and have to do whatever you say? Probably. But besides that, Lithuania is a major turn on in the Battle of Tanneberg. From his armor, to him going from his usual woobiness to a fierce fighter, to him having a dagger VERY close to Prussia's neck. Aside from that, his scars are a definite turn on.
You're not. The Baltics are... lovely. Estonia the suave geek, Latvia the trembling fragile flower who's always on the brink of tears, and Lithuania the constantly-worrying woobie who can be badass when needed and is so sweet despite his own crappy life? Who wouldn't want to be Russia?
This troper has a major thing for Lithuania. He's so sweet and yet so badass. And those scars. HNNNG. Not to mention when he goes around cleaning America's house during his outsourcing while wearing that apron. I just can't help but love him.
I believe it's some sort of Hurt/Comfort thing. At least for me... I just wanna give him a hug and tell him it's all going to be okay.
You're not the only one.
YES. JUST YES.
Yessss, I love Lithuania so much. I've had Perverse Sexual Lust for many a Hetalia character, but Lithuania was the first and still is high on the list. So sweet and so troubled, and yet he can take out Prussia when need be. And his hair! Especially when he puts it into a ponytail... okay, I'm done now.
Two words: Seme Lithuania.
I love Lithuania so much, I don't even. I actually consider myself submissive, so "of course" most of my favorite characters are semes, but uke!Lithuania (even better when he's paired with seme!Russia)? I'll be in my bunk.
For this troper: All the Ho Yay(specially Spain with Romano).
This Troper is a HUGE Germany x Italy fan (despite normally being turned off by Ho Yay) and thinks Austria is the cutest one in the whole comic. Except for one thing... in this chapter (especially the second panel in the left column on this page), literally all this Troper could think was "Germany in a muscle shirt. GERMANY IN A MUSCLE SHIRT." * swoon* (and I'm not even sure that's what you call the shirt... but just... * swoon* )
Hungary/Austria. So. Freaking. ADORABLE. She's a fun-loving Ninja Maid who is totally devoted to her husband and defends him from anything and everything (except other men on occasion) and he's her rather dorky, weak husband with a love for music who clearly cares for her despite a rather stern attitude. Then there's how she used to pick on him when they were kids, the sort of family unit they form with Chibitalia and HRE, The War Of Austrian Succession, how even though they're separated now they still seem very close...
I hope that the April Fool and Christmas strips were mentioned...pretty much none of the main male cast was spared...o////o
This troper loves the scene from the dubbed anime where Italy introduces Romano to Germany, specifically when Italy grabs Romano in a Cooldown Hug and says "Okay, it's hug time!" He sounds a bit like Mario too! SO CUTE!
Don't forget about France/America and England/Canada!
I guess this goes to show that there's something for EVERYBODY in Hetalia. Especially for the main girls.
Is this troper the only one that thinks that the way N. Italy shows affection with Germay hot? Or just the Ho Yay between them in general? All of those kisses, hugs, calling of his name, sleeping together...
I never thought a Valley Girl accent could be a turn on... especially to females... but... MY GOD POLAND. PoLiet/LietPol is one of the most beautiful things to grace the internet.
Seme!Poland, or really any time he's being bossy and controlling, esspecially to Lithuania, probably appeal to me more than it should.
This. If this wasn't your ultimate Hetalia fantasy, it will be now. (Warning: Annotations spam)
CANNOT. STOP. WATCHING.
How about the fact that Belarus terrifies the tough Yandere Russia to the point that he cries Tears Of Fear and screams for her to "go home"? Yes, I know I'm being sadistic...so what?
Troper is wondering where the sub-section for Iceland is? Considering that, geographically speaking, Iceland is all calm and level-headed on the surface but in actuallity is made of freaking VOLCANOS. Imagine the HIDDEN SEME.
This troper agrees that seme!Iceland mades her squiggly inside.
Troper concurs that Seme!Iceland is bunk-worthy but submissive!Iceland still wins hands down for this Troper, especially to Norway or Turkey...
Lithuania is once shown wearing a maid costume with Russia lashing him with a whip in the While You Were Gone strip.
This troper has a very strange admiration for Thailand. Sure, he just a simple nice guy but don't you think that it might conflict with Italy? I'm pretty sure that there is dark sadistic side of him somewhere behind that glass. Perfect match with Russia, right?