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GodKnows

And so do the writers.

These tapes are about communication. If you wanted to see a woman acting nasty... you shoulda told me.

–Lois Griffin, Road to Rhode Island


No wonder it did so well on DVD.


  • This has to be the reason Bonnie is permanently pregnant. Because pregnant women are hot.
    • Ah, maieusiophilia or "Preg". Nice.
    • I thought it was called "cyesolagnia".
    • And now it looks like it's not so much permanent anymore, as she finally did have the baby.
    • And even not pregnant, she's voiced by AudioErotica Jennifer Tilly, and apparently was a former stripper.
  • And on the blatant level, Peter and Lois' sex life. All of it.
    • Peter: "I shot you!" Lois: "I know! Now stick your finger in there and twist it!"
    • And it's entirely possible that Peter has a cuckold fetish, as he was seriously juiced to find out Lois used to be a KISS groupie, and Brian has hinted that Lois hasn't even been faithful in marriage.
      • "SAY YOU LIKE EATING RED CARPET!" "I LIKE EATING RED CARPET!"
    • Maybe it's that my mind is a different kind of dirty, but I got mild homoerotic undertones from Peter's joy at discovering that Lois was a KISS groupie. As in, he was happy to be treading on ground KISS had trod before, if you catch my drift.
      • Lets not forget Lois and Peter's tendency for role-playing night. On one instance Lois dressed up as a school girl, complete with a short plaid skirt, bare feet, and a white top revealing her midriff.
    • Lois herself. Redhead, mom, hot enough to be a supermodel, smart, interest in BDSM, able to beat up men by the barful("This is mine! This is where my babies come from!"), good singer...I'm probably missing a few. Dozen.
      • You forgot piano player and teacher.
      • This female troper wouldn't say no to Lois. Or Pi...or Lady...O_O
      • In "Stewie Loves Lois", she had rings under her eyes, which this troper finds sexy.
    • Lois even aludes to previous lesbian experiences multiple times.
      • And kisses Meg's lesbian friend on the lips for like half a minute in another episode.
      • And engages in prostitution in No Chris Left Behind.
  • Family Guy also had Chris' hot teacher Mrs. Lockhart, who stored everything in her big, bouncy cleavage. I've never wanted to be a piece of chalk, a sword, or an entire classroom's worth of test papers so badly in my life.
    • And "American Dad" has a female spy character who is constantly and unself-consciously breast feeding a baby. Or two. This editor is really starting to wonder about Seth McFarlane...
  • This troper is fairly certain someone has the hots for Joe. A well-built, good looking man in a wheelchair. And the fact that he can't have sex undoubtedly sets off a few eunuch fetishists.
    • People on wheelchairs can have sex. While their lower region are numb, the penis is still working and answers to stimulation. It just requires more time and careness. I don't know if Joe has any special in-universe reason to be unable to have sex.
  • The scene wherein Peter convinces Jesus to (at least) triple Lois' breast size. Complete with her shirt bursting from the strain, you can bet breast-expansion fetishists were staring at the screen in pleasant surprise.
    • Brian's jaw drops! (This convinced Brian that Jesus is the real deal.)
    • While not on the same scale as the above, in one episode Lois weans Stewie off breast milk. She then casually mentions (and it's quite noticeable), that she's gone up two cup sizes.
      • AND that whole situation is shamelessly exploited by Peter to prevent Quagmire from getting married - for extra fanservice.
      • "Here, Lois, lemme jiggle ya dry." Nuff' said.
    • Breasts weren't the only things of Lois that were expanded so far in the series, as the episode "Sibling Rivalry" proves [and possibly adding more evidence to MacFarlane being a fan of heavier chicks (see Bonnie)]. After a pregnancy scare forces him to get a vasectomy, Peter loses his sexual passion, and Lois—frustrated by Peter's lack of passion—begins to overeat and gradually gain weight. When we first see plus-size Lois, she's certainly quite chubby, but when Peter expresses disgust, she begins to overeat even more just to spite him, becoming full-blown overweight in the process and looking nearly as hefty as Peter! Regular Lois is already attractive, but there's no doubt that she made fat fetishists drool over her fuller figure . . . and one can only imagine the disappointment they felt when emergency heart surgery at the end of the episode forced all that excessive poundage off and returned her to her standard weight.
      • As a chubby-chasing troper, I can completely attest to all that has been said. My reaction to the end of the episode was something similar to this.
  • There was an episode where the Griffins had inherited a mansion from a late relative. During the musical number of that episode, Lois was getting a foot massage. Since then, this troper have always been infatuated with Lois' bare feet.
  • Brian, a dog, gets with human women.
    • Several times. He even has a son. Nobody questions this.
    • Most of the women were blonde. (e.g. Brooke the Bacholerette, Jillian, Lauren Conrad, Stewie's alter-ego Karina)
  • Brian and Stewie kissing, twice that I remember. First with Brian wearing a suit and Stewie in drag, the second time with them both in military uniforms.
    • Don't forget the time they were hypnotized in that flashback.
    • Two Words: "Olive Juice". Along with Stewie in drag ballroom dancing with Brian.
    • And remember that scene where Brian took a nap and accidentally left Stewie in the tanning bed for a few hours? He comes out completely red and in pain, unable to walk. He gets on his knees and tells Brian to put some lotion on him. Brian squirts some lotion on him but from behind it looks like he's * ahem* ejactulating on Stewie's face.
  • The scene with Luke Perry tricking Adam West into getting into bed with him(more because of Luke Perry than Adam West).
  • In the "Really starting to wonder about Seth McFarlane..." files, they seem to show women on the toilet an awful lot.
    • And in at least one instance, Quagmire's peeping in on it. I'm starting to think that he, not Brian, is Seth's in-show avatar.
      • And lets not even get into the masochist and gay cow cutaways... or heck anything involving animals. Pansexual probably sums up the interests of the show's entire cast, at this point, aside from Joe who is simply a rage-a-holic, and Cleveland who is a Cosby expy in overall perversity level. He tends to play straight man to the other three in sex talk scenes, always commenting on how wrong Peter or Quagmire just were.
  • In one episode, Peter discovers he likes having fat sex. In a later episode, Peter remembers entering a "Lonely Fat Women's Club.":
    Fat Woman: Do you like cake?
    Peter: Yes.
    Fat Woman: Do you like my ass?
    Peter: Yes.
    Fat Woman: Do you wanna eat cake off my ass?
    Peter: What kind of cake?
    Fat Woman: Angel food cake.
    Peter: (pulls out fork) Well, Rusty, looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam.
  • Also speaking of Seth, though this might not fit here, I have to say it: Have you seen his sister? HOT!
  • Chris, anyone? There's definitely a market for big dumb blond men with freakishly big dicks who are easy to manipulate.
  • Meg, definitely. Canon may try to make her seem as hideous as possible, but they didn't take a few things into account: Glasses, Yandere tendencies, chubby chasers. Hell, just check the Family Guy folder at hentaifoundry.com. Next to Lois, Meg is the most commonly drawn female character.
    • At worst, Meg is Hollywood Homely (definition; characters on the show wouldn't fuck her, but I would) She's got aHot Nerd thing going on.
    • Not to mention her blonde-hottie makeover version.
    • The end of Stew-Roids shows that she also harbors some Psycho Lesbian tendencies as well. She is shown asking Connie (who regularly bullies Meg) if she can "think about you in the bath tonight" to which Connie replies with a "no" and once Connie's out of ear-shot Meg stubbornly states "I'm still gonna".
    • In "No Chris Left Behind", Meg is shown attempting to participate in prostitution even though she constantly gets turned down.
    • In terms of the Yandere tendencies, "Barely Legal" had Meg become violently obsessed with Brian after he became drunk and shared a kiss with her at her prom. Towards the end of the episode she knocked him out and took him to a hotel where she undressed down to her underwear and climbed on top of Brian's lap (who was tied up). However, Lois and company arrived before she could do anything else.
      • God...considering how many fantasies this troper has had about bondage and kidnapping (from the receiving end) it was just flat-out impossible for me to consider Meg unattractive after that episode. Plus, all of the flickering "romantic candles" in that scene? And seeing Meg wearing nothing but lingerie, glasses and a pearl necklace? Yeah...I'll be in my bunk.
    • This is actually a shout-out to Sandra Bernhard's character in The King Of Comedy.
    • In that same episode she baked him a apple pie, and when he ate some she revealed "my hair's in the pie, Brian. And now it's inside of you. Part of me, is inside of you Brian. Do you feel me Brian? Do you feel me inside of you?"
    • Not to mention some necrophiliac tendencies. The episode "Don't Make Me Over" had a brief scene which showed Meg literally "dating" a corpse.
    • Another occasion hinted that she masturbates with jumbo sized hot dogs while pretending they're the New York Knicks.
    • How about when she engaged in "ear sex" with Doug?
    • One of her journal entries in The Man With Two Brians went like so: "Dear Diary, today at the school library, I saw a picture in National Geographic of a woman with nipples that cover most of her breasts too. And suddenly, I didn't feel so alone."
    • In Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story she was a transsexual.
    • She flashes her breasts twice in A Fish Out Of Water.
    • Meg's appearance has been retconned in recent episodes, turning the slight belly bulge only really visible from profile in earlier seasons into a muffin top under her t-shirt. While some felt this only led to dumb butt monkeyjokes and Fan Disservice, the aforementioned chubby chasers must've been delighted to know that she actually is chubby, rather than slightly chubby, and of course thought of it as Fan Service.
    • In "Dial Meg for Murder", Peter becomes briefly obsessed with being a rodeo performer. At one point he hog ties Meg and pulls her pants down so he can brand her like a cow. It turns out that she already has a big "AW" branded onto her ass, which makes her the property of Adam West. And when you take into account that they had dated before...Yeah...
    • In the same episode, she tongue kisses an unconscious Connie (for about 3 seconds but still...)
    • This troper found the Took A Level In Badass, tattoo sporting version of Meg in that episode to be very hot.
    • This troper thinks she's hot too! Glasses, a little chubby, Deadpan Snarker look in her face, loser status, and having a nerd always stalking her. She has three geeky loser friends who also wear glasses!
    • Two promo pictures for the upcoming "Halloween On Spooner Street" have come out, and both ofthem◊feature Meg in her costume. The low-cut top, bared midriff, miniskirt, and fishnet stockings are just Fanservice, but it's cat mask and tail that pushes it into Fetish Fuel. I think the staff really is paying attention to the fans now.
    • In the episode "Halloween on Spooner Street", Meg and Chris in costume make out in a dark closet not knowing who the other is until the door is opened. They're both horrified with Meg screaming that they "did so much". However, they try to make light of it later. Chris knew what costume Meg was wearing, but being Chris, he probably forgotten. Meg's dialogue suggests that upon reflection she might not be adverse to the thought of doing it again, even going all the way with Chris. He, however, tells her, "Don't count on it."
    • What? No mention of Meg as she was depicted in the technologically-advanced universe?
    • Or in "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?", when she found out that she had a Black ancestor, and her immediate reaction was "Now I can wear clothes that actually show off my big butt!" With my fetish for ass-focus and rubenesque women, just hearing any girl excitedly saying that hits my buttons.
    • Seriously, though, on top of everything else about Meg, have you ever seen a bigger Woobie in Western Animation? With all the crap that she gets from her family, you just want to cuddle up with her some night and tell her everything's gonna be okay.
  • The multiverse episode. All of it, but especially the dog universe and Meg as Ursula from Little Mermaid. After this, I'm really starting to wonder about Seth McFarlane.
  • Another episode had Peter dressed as a prostitute (with a short skirt, tube top, high heels, makeup and fishnets) and approaching Lois in the car, offering her a "Cleveland Steamer". Lois orders him to get in the car and as they drive off Stewie looks back and forth between Meg and Peter before telling Meg: "It's eerie isn't it? Like looking into the future."
    • How prophetic those words are, since Meg was briefly a hooker in "No Chris Left Behind".
  • There was an episode where Stewie was planning on getting rid of Lois once and for all. He talked about the way he was going to torture her, but when his description started turning into BDSM, Brian wanted in on the fun.
    • There was also an episode where Stewie gains an S&M addiction after Lois spanks him, complete with Stewie imagining a scene with him on some torture device and Lois in a leather bondage outfit.
      • She also wore that outfit in "Let's Go to the Hop".
  • But the biggest supplier of Fetish Fuel to the show can be attributed to Glenn Quagmire. If it exists he very well may have a fetish for it. If it doesn't exist, chances are he may have a fetish for it too. He is known for his extreme predatory behavior, which includes drugging the drinks of his various dates. He's also shown to have a foot fetish, including scenes where he steals shoes from women and breathes in their scent deeply.
    • Let's not forget the episode where he was out at sea with Peter and his friends and he confesses to a endless chain of bizarre sexual acts, such as picking up illegal aliens at Home Depot and Jo-Ann Fabrics stores to suffocate him while he masturbated, and "giving a reach around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance."
    • It's also hinted that Quagmire engages in necrophilia; this is shown in such situations as when Death killed Joan (a maid Quagmire was briefly married to though she turned out to be a Yandere) in "I Take Thee Quagmire" and he asked if he could leave the body with him for 5 minutes, and he is shown jumping out of a casket half-naked in a DVD-only scene in "Airport '07."
Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first!
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is going! Giggity, giggity, gi-ggi-ty!
    • He also occasionally visits the local prison so he can have sex with the female prisoners.
    • In "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?" we have such things as Stewie pretending to be a cheerleader and Quagmire finding a bound-and-gagged cheerleader in the men's room ("Dear diary: Jack Pot!")
    • During a stint on The Bachelorette, Quagmire brought Brooke to his mother's house, where he insinuated that he wanted a three-way with them.
    • Has a obsession towards Lois. He has pictures of Lois in his house, including on the inside of his closet door. And after Lois does some fighting moves, we cut to Quagmire naked in his house and watching from his open window stating "That was strangely arousing." The window then falls on his penis and gets stuck. He calls 911 and reports "Yeah, its in a window this time."
  • Stewie and, most of, his girlfriends. Bonus points for the Foe Yay with his half-brother and his odd friendship withBrian.
  • The scary smile on Diane Simmons 's face when Lois figured out she's the killer in "And Then There Were Fewer". Seems to suggest Diane having sexual feelings for Lois. They both even have similar shaped noses.
  • The nymphomaniac Wisconsin woman who stayed with the Griffins in a cutaway segment in "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou".
The woman: Oh God! Oh God! Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap! OH CRAP! CRAP! CRAP! CRAAAAAAAAAP!!! Uhhhh, oh crap.
  • Is this troper the only one that thinks that Disneyverse!Lois is gorgeous?
  • The nudist family, nuff' said.
  • "If you wanted to see a woman acting nasty...you should've told me."
  • Dr. Amanda Rebecca.
  • The cheerleaders have been brought up multiple times and nobody has mentioned the scene when Peter had the "American Beauty" moment with the head cheerleader and when she opened her shirt, instead of rose petals, chicken wings came out.

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