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So which one do you want? The guy, the girl... or both?


  • Wheezy Waiter. Especially when he pronounces his Rs as Ws. And when he plays Quiet Clone. And when he takes his shirt off. And when he does handstands and his shirt falls down to reveal his fuzzy belly...
  • This troper developed a severe case of PSL for Tink of The Descendants during his archive binge. Intelligent redhead in glasses? He may be a bit too old for her, but he doesn't mind if she doesn't....
  • This troper would love to spend some quality time with Tink, Codex and Bladezz from The Guild.
    • Fawkes. Wil Wheaton is incredibly attractive with facial hair; factor in the sexy evil voice and the manipulation going on during his private chat with Codex, and, well...
      • And the kilt—under which, yes, he does go commando.
      • Thirded. The trademark smug/evil eyebrow raise he does certainly adds to the turn-on, and the way he says "You just asked for something that you definitely cannot handle... Guh. Also, I'm not sure why, but that bemused-but-also-sorta-impressed little headshake he gives when Codex and the Knights of Good enter the LAN Party... let's just say I drooled at every scene Wheaton was in and leave it at that. Damn he's sexy in that role!
      • ... and now with the new episodes, the amount of butterflies/PSL he induces has tripled, particularly after the kiss and overall delivery of risqué lines in Episode 7. Wheaton is officially sex on legs as far as this troper's concerned!
    • How the hell could you bring up the Axis of Anarchy and not bring up Venom? She's a handicapped cutie who uses her disadvantage...to her advantage. She can play innocent-wheelchair-girl on me any day...
    • Tink, Tink, TINK! DROOOL!
      • This troper never understood who in their right mind would be into the idea of "financial domination" until Tink. Use me, Tink. Use me all you want. I'll let you empty my bank account if I can just get to second base... I don't care that your second base is really everyone else's first base.
    • Riley. She could lock me in a closet anyday.
      • CODEX/RILEY. LES YAY. Will Wheaton's awesomeness and adorableness still don't come CLOSE to the tension when Riley was giving Codex a massage. Dammit Zaboo, why did you have to wake up and interrupt? I dare ANYONE to read this http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/234237.html and disagree.
      • Not disagreeing but thank you.
    • Considering Codex's current predicament, I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to be thinking "C'mere honey, I'll make it all better..."
    • I defy anyone to watch "Game On" and not develop lust for some combination of Codex, Zaboo and/or Tink.
    • WHAT ABOUT KWAN? (And his translator)
      • Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one who found Zaboo strangely hot in that video.
  • Ruby.
  • Doctor Horrible himself. To This Troper, 'Slipping' is the definition of Evil Is Sexy. * shiver*
    • Seconded. It didn't help that he kept switching between the oh-so-sexily evil Horrible and Woobie-tastic Billy. And then of course Neil Patrick Harris is cuddly all by himself.
      • I probably shouldn't be watching Dr. Horrible's Downer Ending and thinking "Damn, he is hot in that red-and-black get-up," should I? Oh, who cares. He is. So there.
      • Oh, you should be. You definitely should be. I didn't even look twice at him until that outfit, and then...dayum.
      • FFFUUU thirded. As a Scandinavian I JUST got my hands on it and have been binging for a good three hours. Good Christ no villain should be allowed to be that... evilly... sexy-cute-like. He positively breaks my speech centre.
    • This Troper will admit to finding Penny absolutely adorable. There's just something about someone so sweet and idealistic that appeals to me.
      • Felicia Day is very pretty, and she has an amazing singing voice.
      • Oh Billy, you're not the only one who loves her hair. And her eyes. And her voice. Good god that woman is attractive.
  • This troper has been thinking a lot about Lancer. It's not fair he's already surrounded by extremely hot mutant girls.
    • This troper feels that way about 95 of the cast, bent gender or not. Send help.
  • This dub of Magnet, a Vocaloid song, really, really fans the flames of this Troper.
  • I'm almost ashamed to say it but I think I'm developing a Perverse Sexual Lust for The Nostalgia Critic. God help me.
    • Don't worry. I'm developing some for the Nostalgia Chick myself.
      • I've only just started watching her series,and on first viewing I was repeatedly saying to myself,"Don't fall for her,you're way too old.". Then I loaded up the next few,heard her ripping the piss out of Anastasia and Pocahontas and all resistance crumbled. God dammit.
      • If you watch ANY video with the Nostalgia Chick in it and she has even one word of dialogue, you WILL fall for her. No. Exceptions. EVER.
    • SO seconding both of the above. Although, personally? Mmm... Linkara...
      • Yes, Linkara. Full stop. Though I can't really explain why...
      • I think its because he has a nice gun...didn't mean it like that...
      • This troper knows exactly why - she has a thing for snarky yet still good-hearted nerdy types. It gets weirder in the fact that she had a passing acquaintanceship with him from a forum long before she realized this guy she talked to and the guy who did comic book review videos were the same guy.
      • For me, it's the combination of his snarkiness, his singing voice, and his glasses. The "Brand New Day" Shout-Out didn't hurt either...
      • This troper cannot say how dirty she felt when she visited IMDB and discovered that he was younger than her little brother. Doesn't stop her from crushing on him, though.
      • Is there a word for a platonic crush? Cause I don't have any sexual interest, but the more I watch of Linkara the more I really want him to be my friend and hang out with me.
      • I think it might have something to do with his hat.
    • Oh, Nostalgia Chick. I like the Area as much as any other girl, but... wow.
    • Nostalgia Chicks rendition of Santa Baby is what sealed the deal for me, I mean hot damn!
    • I want to be in a Nostalgia Chick/Nella sandwich. Mmm.
    • While I agree with all of you (should we just say that the whole site proves that Nerds Are Sexy and be done with it?), Marz Gurl for me. Mmmmm, Marz Gurl...
      • This troper's MarzGurl crush was cemented when he saw Linkara and Spoony's Warrior #1 review. That delightful little grin she was wearing as Dr. Insano causes so many squiggly feelings.
    • I'll take an Angry Joe and also a That Dude In The Suede to go, please.
    • Oh Nostalgia Critic, come home with me? I promise I won't let my Teddy Ruxpin (oh shut up, I like my creepy toys) doll anywhere near you.
      • For the longest time, this troper thought that the Nostalgia Critic was only cute in a average, geeky way. That was until he saw him in all that mascara and eyeliner in his Superman list video. Wow.
      • This troper would love to just screw him hard against a wall and leave him a used, messy, fucked out heap on the floor. I'm a sick little monkey.
      • And that is probably the hottest thing I've seen on this site. * whimpers*
      • This lurker totally seconds that, just because I enjoy seeing him all teary and horrified. "Oh please stop, no please, NOO!!" * growls*
      • He has ridiculously pretty eyes.
      • I actually kinda love that he's such a brat. Makes me kinda want to force him over my lap and spank him until he cries.
    • As of the One-Year Anniversary Special, this troper's got it bad for The Nostalgia Critic, Benzaie, Linkara, and Spoony. She's starting to think she just has a thing for Nerd Rage. And she's kinda disappointed that the Nerd and the Critic didn't make out at the end of the video.
    • Bhargav in Linkara's review of of Uncanny X-Men #424. I don't normally find him hot but it really needs to be said that he looks gorgeous with facial hair. Mmm, * happy sigh* .
    • This troper's got it bad for Spoony. He's not even her type, it's just that he's got really pretty eyes...Oh, and she's starting to develop a crush on Paw. It's not so much Perverse Sexual Lust, it's more that he's very puppy-like.
      • This lurker never thought much of Spoony, and Spooning with Spoony II was mostly me being "wtf", even with him speaking some rather yum Spanish... right up to "Things are getting a little tense here in more than a one way- ah! * moans* Easy, dude, easy!" Seriously, sexiest sound ever.
      • Oh god, Spoony. I can't even define why I like him, he's not even my type, and yet...
    • The Angry Video Game Nerd has been looking especially hot recently. I mean, he was always cute but him in the Plumbers Don't Wear Ties video? With the stubble and the slightly longer-than-usual, messy-looking hair? Hello squiggly feelings...
    • This troper finds TGWTG from Ask TGWTG seriously perverted. And beautifal. And sick. And yet he is the person I would like to spend my entire life with, even though that This Troper is a straight male.
      • This troper never really saw the appeal of Ask That Guy until recently. Now though? I really want to be that pipe.
    • Dr. Insano.Think what you will, but he's crazy, evil, and obsessed with SCIENCE. If you ever need a new nurse, Doctor, I'll gladly volunteer. (Or first lady if we're going with President Doctor Insano)
    • This troper is developing a... somewhat extreme case of PSL for both The Nostalgia Critic and The Nostalgia Chick. In any combination. Mm.
      • Mmmm...Nostalgia Chick. A girl who, in the Xanadu review, actually admitted she likes ELO and giant robots. Her hiking companion/ersatz camerawoman in the review of The Last Unicorn isn't hard on the eyes, either.
    • This mostly-asexual, male troper would get with them both too. In fact, watching the end of her Transformers review, I'm still not sure what position I would rather be in: his or her's.
      • It was the Bratz review that got this troper loving the scarier side of the Nistalgia Critic, as well as shipping him with the Chick. Something about the Critic's scary sexy voice ("Nostaaaaaalgia Chiiiick..."), the Chick attempting to escape, his hand hovering over her ass at the end...oooooooh.
    • Oh yes. The Nostalgia Chick. It worked for Spoony, it'll probably work for me. On that note, I also wouldn't mind getting with Goggles and Benzaie...
    • Sage in Ask that Guy-deliciously evil, and so dominant...
    • And seeing as how he also got the Nostalgia Critic, I'm guessing that I'm in with a good chance of getting him too. Are there any roofies around?
    • Okay, I feel kind of weird about this, like I'm valuing her attractiveness over her review skills or something (I think she's talented, honest), but good grief Obscurus Lupa is attractive.
    • This Troper has had a crush on Film Brain ever since the first time she saw him grin into the camera. I've always had a thing for baby faces, and FB's sporting the cutest one that I've ever seen in my life! Not to mention his accent and that infectious smile of his. Also, he looks DAMN GOOD in a suit. I've got a bit of a thing for Benzaie as well. Must be the accent.
    • Nella, Nella, Nella. Not only is she ridiculously adorable and tends to steal the show (as much I love the Chick, you know it to be true), but her singing is awesome and she looks damn fine in a Ren Fest costume.
    • Um, excuse me - how the hell is The Cinema Snob NOT on this list yet? THE VOICE ALONE.
    • I'll say it now: The Rap Critic is adorable. I may even find him cuter than Linkara. I know, right?
    • No mention of Todd in the Shadows? DAT PERSONALITY.
  • Hermione from A Very Potter Musical.
    • Bellatrix for me. Don't care if she's psychoevil.
    • Voldemort! Even when he was just a head in the same robe as Quirrel, he was hot. Then he got a damn delicious body and was shirtless for the rest of the play. The skeletal Voldemort makeup somehow makes an already good-looking guy sexier, at least for this troper.
      • This troper will be the first to admit it-Joe Walker looks good as a woman. Don't believe me? Watch A Very Potter Sequel.
      • Not only did he make Umbridge likeable, he made her sexy. That takes skill.
    • No mention of Darren Criss!? This troper's very asexual best friend even has a thing for Darren!
      • God, yes. Every time this troper thinks she's reached the limit of the many, many attractive things about Darren Criss, she finds another. Like the fact that he speaks Italian. And the half-Pinoy heritage. And the pink sunglasses. And the cello-playing. Guh.
    • This troper cannot be the only one who FINDS Tyler Brunsman very attractive. Cedric's adorable, and his Lucius looks like Jareth. Enough said.
    • Lauren Lopez as Draco Malfoy confuses this troper's sexuality. Lauren is a very good-looking girl who plays an adorable and good-looking snarky Cloud Cuckoolander boy. I can't tell which one I'm actually finding attractive!
  • I tried not to turn into some drooling fan of Cassius614, but the fact that she does all these voice in Abridged Series, some of whom I also find hot, and the fact that her face just got gradually prettier to me... Damn it, damn it. I'll try to keep this PSL tasteful, Cassie. Um, is this◊ a tasteful think to imagine you wearing?
  • Church. You heard me.
    • Griffon. Rooster Teeth comic. If psycho=sexy, then she's hotter than Bedlam House on fire.
      • Bow-chika-bow-wow!
      • And now they've added woobie with the recent evil standing-up "friends" episode.
    • I'll take a lovable neurotic cyborg with an obsessive desire to please for 100, Alex! (Simmons, be with me! I swear I'll never drink from the carton!)
      • This Troper would hit it like the fist of an angry God. And throw in Grif for good measure.
    • The Meta. His animalistic growling crossed the line somewhere from creepy to kinky. Just imagining him with his armor off... dirty, dirty thoughts...
    • While agreeing with Church above, this troper has a thing for Grif too. What can this troper say, snark is hot.
      • Agreed on both, with Tex thrown in too for good measure. Same as above troper, snark is hot, though she wouldn't mind getting her hands on Joel, the voice of caboose, yummy.
      • Ditto on Joel as well. Even when he's covered in blood and chicken feathers. (Hell, especially then, for some.)
      • I completely forgot about Joel! Yeah, ditto on him. Several times over.
    • And let's not forget Caboose himself. Stupid Cute.
      • I am a heterosexual male troper. However, if anyone, male or female, asked me out with the pickup line Caboose once used on Tex, I would feel obligated to at least let them get to third base.

Caboose: Tex, I think you are pretty, and you haven't hurt my body in a long time, so I was thinking we could talk and be friends maybe, and hold hands and you could go with me, and when you go with me you would be my real girlfriend.

    • Agreed so much on Church. I don't care if he's not actually a real human being, he's awesome! And Wash. And Tucker, particularly since he leveled up.
  • Drawn By Pain's Emily. Full stop.
  • Oh Miku... how I wish you were singing this song to me. You're not just sweet and sexy, you're cool too! sigh...
  • RandomGuy's voice, especially when he sings.
  • Anyone got a thing for members of the DFTBA community on youtube? John Green is lovable but Alex Day. . . I want to be Mrs. Nerimon.
    • You're not alone! Adding to that, Charlie Mc Donnell and Eddplant... mmmgurl.
  • Is this troper the only one with a thing for Dan O'Brien from Cracked's Agents Of Cracked series? Short Woobie-tastic smart guy, total dork for horses, tries to take care of Swaim, and he can still turn into a badass if needed.
  • Okay, PUH-LEEZ tell me that I'm not the only one who has a "thing" for the sarcastic salesclerk of 4y-Records. I mean cuh-mon. Deadpan Snarker? Check. Awesome ponytail? Check. Badass? Check. Oh man, I'll be in my bunk.
  • Webtoons go here, right? Because this Troper has, for a very long time, had massive Perverse Sexual Lust for Rya, from Bonus Stage. I can't explain why, but the fact that she's really curvy probably doesn't hurt.
  • The women of There Will Be Brawl. Samus, cat suit and all. Zelda too even if she is a backstabbing power hungry bitch, maybe because of that. Especially when she's in ninja mode.
    • This female troper would like to give a special mention to their depiction of Ganon. I was already sold when he first showed up, but then his voice... Damn. That's just not fair.
  • Felicia Day as a nymphomaniac fairy? Yes please.
  • SCP-808, she wears glasses, she reads Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman comics, she's hot!
    • So seconded. I just want to ignore all the "Keep SCP-808 away from technological SCP-xxx" warnings, since I've kind of got a thing for technopathy on top of pretty much everything else about her.
  • No Talesof Mu? Given the cast, this troper is pretty shocked. In particular, the lack of 2<3 disgusts me. More ᛏWᛰ for me then! Yeah, sure, elfin beauty, but her quirky attitudes, fierce intellect, adorable idiolect, and responsible personality make me fall for her harder every chapter she's in. Every bit of dialogue AE writes for her is perfect. I know that it's a love that would certainly never be physically consummated (even were there not a, ah "degree of realization" mismatch between us), but I just want to be there for her, be a friend... and maybe... someday... I could be there for her if she decides she needs someone to show her what's good about sex things...? ::whimpers::
  • stares despairingly into the screen* For those... in the know about who I am about to mention, do not judge me: Cultist-Chan of /tg/. God help me.
  • The Dead Fantasy incarnation of Tifa. Hot and so so SO GAR. My god.
  • I'll happily admit to being a total masochist but oh god Yahtzee. Partly it's the wit. Partly it's his misanthropy. Partly it's me just wanting to beat him bloody. Partly it's that damn voice. Partly it's him having all the qualities that make a handsome man in my eyes (oh boy does he ever). And partly it's because his first name is Ben, which right up in the top-five of sexiest male names EVER.
    • This troper is unreasonably happy to know she isn't the only one with this fetish. Yahtzee, you sexy bastard!
    • This will sound really weird, but... The Little Sister in Yahtzee's review of Bioshock 2, when she's older. I mean, her cute hair, her almost-too-short shirt... Wow. Although her giant head is a bit of Fetish Retardant later.
  • I am not a big fan of furry, but Chloe, JollyJack's creation over at deviantART does bring out the PSL in me. I think it's the utterly playful attitude given. For example, one of the pictures is of her done up as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, which fits her perfectly.
  • Gaia Online has Alruna; I'd give up a piece of my soul to have her instead. Sexy succubi with barely-there outfits, incredible... assets, and Cute Little Fangs? I called her, I get her, you guys can have Anurla.
  • I'm not sure if it counts as Web Original or not but Matt from those Chad Matt & Rob videos on youtube. Just plain Adorkable. The things I'd do to that goofy faced boy.
  • Jhudora, just Jhudora.
    • Hanso from the Faerie Ruins plot. I don't care if he's an anthro deer, he's hot.
  • A certain Let's Player on Youtube by the username of Bananapielord (real name Dylan) has captured my heart in a way that is not platonic in anyway whatsoever. Let's just say that whenever his face is on the screen, my eyes are glued to it.
  • Really? am I the only troper whose attracted to Korey and Co-Host from the Spill Crew?
  • This troper really has a thing for Ben Paddon of GameJournos fame. The red hair. The deep voice. The amazing accent. The criticism of shitty game journalism. GUH. Also wickedly funny, bisexual, and a cosplayer. Pardon me for a second...
  • The Youtube Poop "Shave the King". I can't be the only one who finds King Harkinian with stubble ruggedly handsome.
    • Same guy here: for some reason, I don't find the Nostalgia Chick hot, I find her adorable. The hairstyle, the face, the voice, the attitude...my reaction to her is "SQUEE!", not "I'd tap that". On the other hand, I'm totally gay for the Critic.

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