Dora does so many random, sexy things, like strip in the middle of her own coffee shop, This Troper is envious of Marten.
In one strip, Marten has a dream about having intimate relations with a leather couch. Dora says she has a vinyl catsuit that could pass for upholstery... given that I have a pretty major PVC fetish... yeah. I'll be in my bunk.
Hanners as a rule is awesome. Everything about her makes me want to wrap her up in a (very clean) blanket and keep her safe... Though that may not be all I would like to do.
This, this, a thousand damn times this! Hanners is just the perfect Woobie, and very, very attractive. Even her name is cute (and incredibly fun to say).
A lot of QC can be summed up in two words: DAT ASS.
Somehow, the fact that Faye's just so adorably self-conscious about her butt just makes it hotter. It emphasizes it more, and adds so much to her Woobie factor. (And lets face it, we've all been smitten with at least one beautiful girl who couldn't stop obsessing over the size of her butt...)
It's never actually shown, of course...but in strip 139, Dora jokingly talks about Faye facesitting someone as a punishment. I'd already been smitten with Faye since I discovered this trip, but the thought of her smothering somebody under that plump bottom just pushed her into "sex Goddess" territory for me.
And of course, you have Marten's parents, who divorced because his dad realized he was gay, and his mother is a professional Dominatrix who posed for a few magazines. Oh, and just for one step further - Dora realized she liked women because of a photo-spread of Marten's mother she'd found in her dad's "special collection".
More than a few; Marten's mom is basically that universe's version of Bettie Page.
Speaking of Marten's dad - apparently Dora is very happy with how her boyfriend might look with white/gray hair.
Seconded, then add her tendency to make her hair into Girlish Pigtails... *swoon*
This (male) troper seriously got it bad when Marten complained that Steve had once frenched him on a dare, and the girls were instantly agog."RECREATE THIS. NOW."
Raven. Maybe it's the perky gothness, maybe it's the Anything That Moves Personality, or maybe it's because she's the only character that listens to non-indie music. This troper wanted to hurt Dora and Faye for making fun of her just because she liked The Killers.
This troper picked up an attraction to neurotic girls after reading Questionable Content and encountering Hanners.
If you asked this troper "Faye, Hannelore, Tai: Pick one", his brain would break. Faye has the curves, Hanners has the you-just-wanna-hug-her-itude, and this troper has always had this thing for androgynous peeps, ergo Tai. I'm sure that the guys are equally treated, but I don't notice (sorry!)
Steve and Angus. Marten is kind of bland and Sven just a womanizer, but Steve had that whole James Bond thing going for a while, and Angus clearly gets off on his verbal sparring with Faye.
Dora, aka "Spookybutt" — tattooed bisexual goth chick with a thing for chainsaw metal and bondage porn.
I once had a conversation with a friend about what my "perfect girl" was like. I described Hannelore, BEFORE I'D EVER READ THE COMIC.