[Stewie walks in with a wagon filled with various weapons and torturing devices]
Brian: What are you doing?
Stewie: I'll teach that hussy to go on a boat ride without me! When she returns, I'm going to put bamboo splinters under all her fingernails! Then I'm gonna strip her down and tie her to the bed!
Brian: [mildly interested] Okay...
Stewie: Then I'm gonna make her walk on her hands and knees while I drip hot candle wax all over her back!
Brian: [leans closer, more interested] Uh, and then what are you gonna do?
Stewie: Uh, let's see...
Brian: [eagerly] You gonna shower her off after all that candle wax?
Stewie: No, I'm gonna keep her filthy!
Brian: [lustfully] Yeah, she's been a bad girl.
Stewie: And then I'm gonna gag her with her own underwear!
Brian: Oh, ho-ho!
Stewie: What?
Brian: No, no, nothing, nothing. That's-that's all part of your diabolical plan to...humiliate her!
Stewie: Yes, yes, she'll be humiliated!
Brian: Maybe you'll hand-cuff her; She'll hate that.
Stewie: Then I shall do that as well!
Brian: And call her a bitch.
Stewie: Until I'm hoarse with rage!
Brian: Maybe smack her ass with a riding crop and watch her go to town on herself?
Stewie: Yes, and then-what?
Brian: No, I mean, that-that would, like-that, that would show her!
Stewie: What the hell does the second part have to do with that?
Brian: No, man, it's your thing. I mean, I-I-I don't care if one hand is on her boob and the other hand is-is down there. It's-it's your... it's your project.
Stewie: Are you...You're getting some kind of sick, sexual thrill off this, aren't you?
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Lois"
[Then there's] the Borg Queen, who looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind.
—Roger Ebert's review of Star Trek First Contact
Charles Ingram: Green Colour....I had a belt.....Pretty Belt.....
Charlie Brooker: Oh don't stop Charles! Oooooohhh....
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, on Have I Been Here Before?
It's not supposed to be sexy, but it is!
—David X Cohen, Futurama DVD Commentary
(While getting shot in the butt by Injection Fairy Lily)
"Is it wrong that I'm totally aroused by this?"
—Joey Wheeler, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Movie Trailer
Oh yeah. You like watching two people doing it while Arnold Schwarzenegger and some black guy are fighting in the background? Our research says that at least 1% of the population does. That's why we're presenting Some Like It Rough. Because we know somebody gets off on this.
The Nostalgia Critic doing a mock porno promotion during Commando.
...And the necklace, as before, I said that it is a device I invented. I don't want Justice, er, Justin talking to himself. Oh, and some girls think that necklaces without shirts are sexy-oops. Did I suggest something?
—Author's Note in Kira Is Justice: Chapter 8: Landras
Yo, Dawg. I heard you like sex, so I put fetish-inducing content in your favorite TV shows so you can fap while you watch!
—Anonymous user imitating Xzibit

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