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  • This troper's third year religion book has a Wilbur/Future Wilbur Meet the Robinsons fanfic written in it, complete with numerous references to it throughout the book in the form of "Wilber is my bitch. Wilbur is Wilbur's bitch."
  • No, there aren't any examples in Real Life. Admit it, though, you got excited when you saw this page was here.
    • Curses! Caught red-handed!
    • Well there are... It just doesn't have quite the same meaning as in the fictional world, and is significantly more common...
      • Well, if you want to get technical, there's also autofellatio. But I doubt anyone wants to get technical on that.
      • Dethklok did it.
      • You underestimate the dark side of the internet. Not our power, just our existence.
      • You can also literally screw yourself if you're uh.. gifted, and so inclined. There are videos.
      • Keep going.
      • Again, Troper Tales includes amature works Tropers have encountered/made and tropes that pop up in tabletop roleplaying games they have played.
      • Well, it is sort of possible with cyber sex. If one were to write out one half of a cyber sex conversation, and then go and fill in the other half at some point in the future, you're technically having sex with your past self.
    • OK, you caught me...
    • Personally, I got confused.
    • This troper never really thought about it until now, but he might write a weird story about it later. If it really could happen, he'd have to make it an Opposite Sex Clone, though...
    • I have talked to a guy who liked to masturbate in front of mirror... just wanted to share this xD
  • Technically, anyone with a twin could find a way to practice this...
    • There'd have to be two identical twins who think that both twincest and screwing someone who looks just like them is absolutely dandy.
      • Well, yeah. This IS the internet...
      • Twincest! The only incest with "win"!
      • Seen it. Five stars, would watch again.
  • Just putting it out there: contemplating this concept aloud with friends isn't the best conversation to have in the waiting room at Olive Garden. Just saying.
    • Agreed. yummy.
    • ...If they were narcissists?
  • Charlie Brown: I actually came here interpreting "Screw Yourself" in more of a Nice Job Breaking It Hero way. Oops.
  • Not quite an example of this trope, but close: I like staring at my own face a bit too much sometimes. I have adorably pretty eyes, and it's led to, well, "I'll be in my bunk" at least once. Yeah.
  • This troper's guy-crush on Hugh from Pop'n Music◊ partially stems from Hugh looking kinda like him.
  • As an alternative to a sister or a female cousin, Kitty would like an opposite-sex clone.
  • Another not quite example. This troper is busty enough that she wondered about, tried and confirmed that yes, she is able to lick her own nipples.
    • I'll be in my bunk.
    • Oh thank God, I'm not the only one. Although I enjoy pushing them up and kissing the fleshy top parts just to prove that there's something about me that I love. * pause* Yeah, I'm strange.
      • Strange? That's not the word I'd use...
    • This troper can also do the tongue thing... and the affectionate kissing thing. Look, if you love 'em enough to nickname your breasts, why not show it a little?
    • This Tropette thinks that most females (and some males) try to lick their own nipples at least once. I tried it but it didn't really do anything for me. So I guess its just a useless talent/skill/whatever.
    • This troper found her ex found it very... ah... interesting.
    • This troper has, while male, found that this kind of stimulus is most pleasing. Unfortunately, the feeling is slightly dampened by the fact that he has to twitch his neck so damn far down to properly reach that the pain from that seriously outweighs. He managed once, but had an ache for 2 days after. Bummer.
    • "Well, I might as well try to do tha—OH GOD, THE PAIN"
    • I think I may try this. Umm... not worth it, but I can. It's like licking my elbow.
    • I just tried it, and I can, but it doesn't seem to be worth the effort. Releasing the twisted flesh leaves a strangely pleasant afterfeeling, though.
    • I tried it after reading a very descriptive scene in Water for Elephants about a woman doing just this. Conclusion was that I can't manage it, and I'm certain I looked like a moron trying. Not sexy in the slightest.
    • I love my boobies... Love 'em, love 'em, love 'em. And yes, I can do the licking thing.
  • This troper often fantasizes about Tsunade. This troper looks exactly like Tsunade. Right down to the cup size. It gets slightly Squicky when she remembers Tsunade's older than her father.
    • Fanasizes about...Exactly like...Right down to the...I honestly don't know how to feel...
    • Pics or you don't exist?
  • Every guy has at least thought of trying to suck their own dicks. PROVE ME WRONG!
    • Bam.
    • I'm like one vertebrae away.
    • This Troper has tried. And just barely succeeded. However, like the above nipple licking, the pain overrides the pleasure. It's the kinda thing best left to the more flexible masochists.
    • This (male) troper has never thought about it, unless you count just now, and would very much never like to think about it again.
    • This Troper has managed it in the past, but found that in addition to making it feel like something in your spine is about to give out, bending over that far puts pressure on the lungs, making it sorta hard to breathe... That and he once got a piece of skin stuck between his teeth... 'Nuff said there.
    • This troper tried a couple times, but gave in to discomfort before he could "get going", so to speak
    • Need a clone....not flexible or thin enough to pull it off without ungodly amounts of pain.
    • This troper is just going to put it out there that he has actually managed to do so. It's not that amazing.
    • This troper used to be able to do that, and discovered as such on a dare. Ironically, said dare and discovery were a few years before puberty and thus interest in such activities kicked in - I was quite disapointed and frustrated to discover that the growth-spurt adolescence gave me ironically made it impossible to do now that I was actually interested in doing so.
    • This troper can do it balls-deep given half an hour.
  • If you were to make a clone of yourself and sleep with it, is that incest or just really complex masturbation?
    • Well, if you make the clone, isn't it Parental Incest?
    • Once a classmate of this troper (which has since fallen out with him) started asking people, including the troper, if having sex with a clone is homosexual (why it shouldn't be?), incest or masturbation.
      • Couldn't it be all of the above? Homosexual incestuous masturbation?
  • This Troper's self-esteem fluctuates wildly between "I'm hideous" and "I'd so do myself right now". After falling asleep with the latter attitude once, it happened in a dream. Just kissing and feeling, admittedly, but it was still hot.
    • same here, except for the dream part (not that i would mind it)
  • This troper was Syaoran in a dream once...a Yaoi dream. We were all kissing and feeling...disgusting...
  • This troper had a dream a few years ago, where he was making love with his character from Phantasy Star Online (A FOnewearl, for anyone who is wondering). It was hot...although it became a little odd when I though more about it later in the day, and realized I was basically having sex with myself in that dream.
    • Just for the record, what's your gender, and what's the gender of your character?
  • There is a shipping genre among this troper's friends that they have named "Rincest." It involves this troper as well as all the characters she's played, in various combinations. If this troper ever gets her hands on that time machine... yeah, it's going to get interesting.
  • This troper has had her mind wander in that direction (ADHD, this sort of thing happens a lot). Her conclusion? Needz moar tentacles.
  • This Troper often roleplays herself in different universes; as a Lone Wanderer, as a Pokemon trainer, a resident of Gensokyo, and so on. And then there's the times they all have sex in one giant orgy of selfcest in my mind/dreams. Oh yes.
  • Raise your hand if you've fantasized about a genderbent version of yourself.
    • Caught red handed. Being a less-than-good-looking guy, however, I kind of have worriess of what a genderbend of myself would look like.
    • Ding.
    • Oh yes, please.
    • But of course. Although, it certainly doesn't help that this troper's friends have actually LOCATED a gender-bent version of him working at a local ice cream shop—and though he's never met the replica in question, his (female) friends who have find her quite attractive, and often describe her as such. Now, if only this troper's girlfriend was in to threesomes.... ;)
  • Raise your hand if you tend to judge the attractiveness of the same sex by how much they look like you? ...Wait, am I the only one?
    • Me? Though it may be that I just happen to like girls with long black hair and glasses.
  • This troper played an autosexual character once in an RP. He cultivated a number of female personae, two of which conflicted each other enough that jokes were made in the OOC chat of having them settle a dispute via "lesbian hatesex in the center of the mind".
  • This troper is probably more attracted to her own face and body than that of any other girl she knows. It does have a lot to do with how egocentric she is, but in addition she's just coincidentally damn sexy. And if the technology existed she would pay any amount of money to clone and screw herself. She's sometimes genuinely sad that it's impossible...I mean, we'd both know exactly how to turn each other on.
  • This troper used to be a sergeant in a Navy Cadet unit. On bivouacs with other cadet units, we'd have our unit names on our caps. Each unit was famous for something. One for great drill, another for seamanship, another for having uniforms from the '70s... my unit? My unit had a couple of guys, identical twins, make a name for us just by the way they used to pet and fondle each other in front of the girls and the noises they made in their tent at night. Actually, this probably belongs more under twincest. The 'best' part? Their rank: Able Seamen.
  • http://survivingtheworld.net/Recitation62.html Thank you, Dante.
  • This troper will freely admit that if she were cloned exactly, the first thing to cross both of her minds would be something along the lines of, "Wanna make out?" Not so much that I'm narcisstic, but that I know I'd be willing, and I, being me, would know everything about me, If You Know What I Mean. And if you can figure out that sentence, have a cookie.
  • This male troper has succeeded in ...well, you know... multiple times. Don't hurt yourself trying; it's really not all that great. My chiropractor would kill me.
  • Many people have claimed there's no way to screw a real version of yourself, that is technically correct. However...this troper can't be the only one with the power to lucid dream. Sure it's not the 'real world', but a lucid dream is the closest to 'real life' you're going to get.
    • Yeah, that could work. Only one problem....HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE LUCID DREAMS!?
  • there is one way this could happen if realistic virtual reality becomes real, I will do this with an opposite gender clone as would most of you
  • At least once, I've had a dream about making out with myself. Maybe twice in the span of a couple years.
  • After reading this page, This Troper is officially squicked out. Anyone else?
    • Nope. ^_^
    • I'm actually lulzing.
  • This troper was curious about what all the selfcest fuss was about, and was stunned to find out how many Asch/Luke art and fanfics there are. To his credit, he knew the whole replica deal was bound to turn someone on. On another note, sometimes when he wakes up in the morning and looks in the mirror, with bed hair and without his glasses, he thinks, "Now I know why I been hit on by so many guys and girls," O_O, followed by "Actually, no, I don't".
  • This Troper was chatting with two internet friend in a chatbox and making Crack Pairings for Drawnto Life and one of them said "MarixMari"!
  • I lulzed at all of these. I was even lulzing when I wasn't lulzing.
  • An overlooked rule of the internet: "Go screw yourself" is not a yaoi-related phrase. No exceptions, get over it.
  • This troper has recently realized he has a bit of a... transformation fetish... and I've imagined myself turning into a beautiful woman... not to mention I've got a foot fetish, so naturally my imagination veers into the direction of my clothes (shoes in particular) changing into something sexy.... *shivers*
  • This troper is incredibly turned on by the idea of doing it with an exact clone of herself.
  • As it turns out, this fetish has recently grown in popularity in (relatively) smaller sub-fandoms, most of which tend to be focused around one specific character instead of a pairing. What's the solution when you're not interested in shipping him/her with anyone else? Selfcest, of course! Especially prevalent among Wheatley fangirls on Tumblr, some of whom enjoy shipping their versions of human!Wheatley with each other. Hell, there's even some human!Wheatley/core!Wheatley scattered about.
    • The Once-ler's growing fandom seems to be warming up to the idea of shipping different incarnations of the character together, as well. Be it innocent!Once-ler/greedy!-Once-ler (both from the CGI movie) or 2012!Onceler/1971!Once-ler.

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