Hey, Spam. Nice cans.

  • Mmm...Richard Hunt. I <3 a guy who's that sweet and funny and hawt all at the same time.
  • Miss Piggy. Why, Frank Oz?! Why must you put a falsetto, male voice on a plus-size pig and make her the most attractive character on-stage?!?!
    • In this troper's opinion, Spamela Hamderson has her beat by miles!
  • Miss Piggy of The Muppet Show and Muppets Tonight seems to appeal to some.
    • This troper will unashamedly admit that Miss Piggy was the first woman he ever loved. It probably has left an impression on him regarding high-strung, powerful women, for good or ill. At least he didn't develop a porcine fetish.
  • Oy, The Muppet Show. Let's see, a sauna scene with Miss Piggy and a male ballet dancer (Nureyev I want to say) with him clad only in a towel in which she pretty much commits sexual assault while singing "Baby It's Cold Outside", Leslie Uggams (an attractive black woman) being led around on a leash by Big Bird, one could go on forever.
  • I have to admit it... Gonzo and Rizzo. (Though this mostly pertains to two movies in particular...)
  • Well, while we're on the subject of The Muppet Show, this troper is particularly fond of Richard Hunt, the guy who performed Scooter, Beaker, and Janice. Of course, he died years before I was born, so...yeah...
  • I don't know what it is, but there's just something about grown-up Skeeter from the comic...
  • Fetish Fuel? For the Muppets? How awful, just awful! I totally have never had thoughts about Floyd Pepper's undoubtedly soft mutton chops. Nope, nor Zoot's expert playing skills. And especially not Dr Teeth's long, slender arms able to wrap around any troper twice or reach for a troper across a crowded room. You should all be ashamed.
  • Not too long ago, I listed Jim Henson as an example of Audio Erotica. Then I found this page and figured that it bears repeating. I find the growly lower register of his voice (Rowlf, Dr. Teeth, Mahna-Mahna) unbelievably sexy. I'm Going To Hell For This.
  • This troper has a shameful crush on Gonzo. He looks good in a suit, takes pride in being completely strange, is capable of reciting Dickens from memory, and was briefly besotted with Big Bird. If being turned on by any of that is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  • This troper can't the only one who finds Floyd's singing sexy.
    • You aren't.

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